Happy Valentines Day, Machete listeners! Whether or not YOU'RE feeling amorous on this frozen, quarantined holiday, we're pretty sure embattled QAnon ambassadress Marjorie Taylor Green is hot-to-trot enough for all of us (at least if the most recent reporting on her extracurricular love life is to be believed).

Greetings, Machete faithful. In honor of the year that nearly finished all of us off but didn't, we bring you a special year-end podcast we hope will help you y'all over as we wait patiently for the vaccine to work its mojo and allow us to finally gather at the Green Mill again.

Happy Thanksgiving from the Paper Machete.